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by Jeannie Greeley |
November 14, 2008
Balancing finances in a relationship There is a simple mantra in my relationship lately: “No fighting.” It has nothing to do with the occasional fit of rage or emotional flare-up. It came about to reduce the animated sparring matches that erupt in restaurants...
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by Jeannie Greeley |
November 03, 2008
You guys know the deal with this. You ramble; I bite. Please keep the brilliant correspondence coming. Your column [ on bowel movements in a relationship ] was both funny and engaging. You should be aware that this phobia is a pretty uniquely feminine...
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by Jeannie Greeley |
October 20, 2008
A matrimonial experiment Metal clamps are fastened on my back and my limbs are contorted like a praying mantis. I fall backward into the arms of a man who gently lays me on the ground in a sea of white. To the average person, this probably sounds like...
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by Jeannie Greeley |
October 03, 2008
She had searched the bars. She had haunted the nightclubs. All the while, a toxic relationship plagued her every move. After years of spiraling downward into debauchery, my longtime friend finally hit rock bottom and wound up in jail. Never did she imagine...
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by Jeannie Greeley |
September 22, 2008
Once upon a time I was falling in love with a woman. And then she pooped. Everyone poops, people protest when I mention my relationship pet peeve. This I know. It was how it was done that disturbed me so much: one stray pellet carelessly left floating...
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by Jeannie Greeley |
September 08, 2008
Navigating the urban jungle sometimes means having sex with younger people. Is there anything wrong with that? I lurk in the shadows at seedy bars, stalking my prey with their dewy faces and high cheekbones. I wait for them to grow distracted by their...
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by Jeannie Greeley |
August 25, 2008
It’s been an interesting few months. I’ve received letters from readers ranging from multi-page diatribes to essays titled “Why Men Don’t Have Friends and Why Women Should Care.” While I’d love to share them all with you, I’ve selected some of the finer...
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by Jeannie Greeley |
July 10, 2008
Gay nuptials are a wonderful step forward. So why do they make me a little melancholy? “How old are you again?” my father asks, surveying the black-and-blue arms and legs that I’m proudly showcasing. “Dad, I’m gay!” I remind him. “I’m allowed to live...
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by Jeannie Greeley |
June 23, 2008
When it comes to beauty, why must women compete? I have just returned from what is perhaps the sexiest event on the planet: the Cannes Film Festival, otherwise known as 10 days of aesthetic excess that makes Old Hollywood seem new again. It’s a worldwide...
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by Jeannie Greeley |
June 13, 2008
Why is it so hard for people to have a relationship and a social life? My friend asked for an annoying favor the other day. She wanted to know if I would take out the one other lesbian she knows, because the woman is going through a bad breakup and has...
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by Jeannie Greeley |
May 30, 2008
Lately, I’ve been receiving a lot of emails about things like medical conditions and relationship struggles. I am not a doctor, a therapist, or a “sexpert,” though I could probably use the services of all three. But I will do something rare in this month...
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by Jeannie Greeley |
May 19, 2008
A few weeks ago, I got a scathing phone call from an ex. My offense this time? I wasn’t around to rub lotion on her back. “You are never there when I need you!” she howled. From lube to Lubriderm in such a short time, with so many feelings crushed along...
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by Jeannie Greeley |
May 05, 2008
IT'S NOT EVERY evening that I find myself shopping for sperm on the Internet, though I suppose it's somewhat of an occupational hazard. I was amazed to find the process very similar to that of many online dating sites, with its lists of people's...
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by Jeannie Greeley |
April 22, 2008
I AM NOT a promise-maker. But here’s one I intend to keep: never will I attend another sex-toy party as long as blood continues to pump to my pink parts. I don’t care if it’s being thrown by Parker Posey on a Caribbean island and the dress code is string...
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